Lawak Mr. Bean

BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure,the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’tsee any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) The doctor called, Mom’s dead. Friend: My condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8)MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs becauseof a power failure. Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one cor two c?Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!